okay but i don’t even get why you’d hate the vampires in twilight for sparkling like are you shitting me do you not see how great that is??? meyer’s taken vampires and made them so they can’t be killed by exposure to sunlight (they don’t burn),…
You’re a beast. – You bring it out in me.
dad took his thongs off and they landed like this and it looks like a ghost is putting rubbish in the bin
meanwhile everyone in america pauses for a minute
You… You don’t call them flip flops?
no that’s just what underwear looks like in australia also we have gills and can breathe under water
"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
You think I’m not a g o d d e s s ?
Oh shit, I can’t handle this. Help.
Add on: I forgot to mention. Kirk is 17 here and Spock is 19. And they have met twice at this point. And Spock is already feeling like this. Hold me.
So basically…we don’t have any reason to be afraid that William Shatner finds our Spacehusbands porn…since he writes his own.